Anime Rants

The name of the anime is Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, but I like to call it b-b-b-bullshit. The title itself is a ridculous tounge-twister that is just annoying to say. Are you supposed to say it five-times fast or something; was that the purpose of this abomination? Or did they just think it would be funny to have an annoying ass title. Either way, it’s bullshit. Hey, guess what the main character’s name is. Yeah, that’s right, it’s Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, but he’s refered to as Bo-bobo for short. They should have just titled the anime Bo-bobo as well, save me the trouble of saying the full thing. Anyway, let me summarize the anime for you: It’s an anime about hair. Do I seriously need to go any further than that? An anime about hair… original, but stupid. The plot is pretty simple, and pretty pathetic too. Bo-bobo, a yellow-afro’d man who can hear the voices of hair, must stop the Margarita Empire and all of Emperor Tsuruiina’s minions who are stealing the hair off of anyone they find to power up their emperor. (Source) In order to do this, Bo-bobo uses his hair to fight off his enemies. … What the fuck?

I first saw it when it aired on Toonami. I saw the first episode and maybe a few random ones by mistake while I was flipping through channels on my TV, other than that, there was no way I could bring myself to actually watch the show. I did look it up again online for the purpose of this rant. I only watched half of the first episode though. Why? Because it fucking sucks ass and I’m not wasting my time with it.

Here’s my rant on the first half of the first episode of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: The first fifty-five seconds are the intro. The real intro doesn’t start until the 25th second. Wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, the first 24 seconds of the show are a waste of time(if not the whole anime). After that, the first episode finally starts.(Source) From what I watched, Bo-bobo just seemed out of place. Just by looking at his outfit, he should be at some 80’s disco club or some shit like that. A yellow afro? Again, probably some shit that was popular during the 1980’s disco scene, or not. The girl that follows him around, Beauty, is just flat out annoying. First off, shes’s like twelve, has neon-pink hair, and won’t shut the fuck up. I think this sun-creature-thing joins them later on as well, but I’m not going to even bother verifying that because I could care less about this anime. The enemies in this episode looks pretty promising, and they also look like they have been ripped out of Dragonball Z’s Saiyan Saga. The enemies in this episode look like an evil altered version of Tien from the Dragonball Z series, mainly becuase they are bald and they wear cheap Saiyan look-alike armor. Anyway, let me tell you this, they are nothing like the characters from DBZ. For one thing, they have annoying gay sounding voices and they ride green motorbikes with what look like shark-mouth decals. And secondly, they get their ass handed to them by Bo-Bobo’s nose hair.

As stupid as I found the show, I was really saying “what the fuck is that” when I saw this weird ass creature during one of the scenes. (Can you spot the abomination?) We later find out that this thing is called Pickles. In my opinion, the show was already weird enough and didn’t need these other weird ass creature races in it. Now I’m at the point where I’m just staring at the anime thinking to myself “Why the fuck am I watching this?” So I did what I should have done a minute ago, turned this shit off.

Unless you’re a ten year old prepubescent kid who finds him or herself laughing at every stupid thing on TV, don’t waste your time with this trash.