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Feb
21st

Crystal Blaze (Glass Maiden) Rant

Author: Frozen | Files under All, Rants

I was looking for an anime I could really rant on, and wow did I find a fucking horrible anime. The first episode is a girl is running through the woods, and then she suddenly gets incinerated for no reason at all. You would think she would be burned to a crisp, but no she turns to fucking glass! Since when is the human body made out of fucking sand? I don’t understand any of this shit, and how does a small detective agency relate to the whole incident with the girl turning into glass. The agency then goes to pick up “cargo”, and guess what they fucking find, duh, a naked girl that has powers, and has the ability to run around and shoot guns at lightening speeds. Why do I want to see a naked girl that is not even naked? If you’re going to have someone naked, do not try to hide her body parts using smoke and shit, just show it already! The main protagonist is also a douche bag; he thinks he is the lady’s man, and walks around like he is some sort of big shot. Fuck you! You did not earn any respect from the viewer to just walk around like you’re all that! For all I care you could get raped in a jail cell by a guy named Tyrone!

And why the fuck is the little brother cooking when there are two girls that are not doing shit around the house? I would have taken the pan smash continuously over their heads until they bled the red sea! This show makes no fucking sense, and judging by the first episode the creature bitch is going to fall in love with the main protagonist, and what the fuck happened to the people who died and turned into glass? I don’t know wtf is happening, explain this shit! I gave this anime two episodes of my life, and I really want to stab my own eyes out this is ridiculous. Never Again! Never Again! Never Again! Never Again! This anime is horrible: plot, drawing, and action is horrible! Everything about this anime oozes sewer shit! Even the fucking title! This anime truly sucks the ****! If you watched this anime, you must have had balls of steel, and if you didn’t, you had no balls!

On the atrocity meter 5/5 Fucking Disgusting Anime I watched 2/12 Rather stick my hand in elephant shit!

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