Inuyasha, for those that don’t know, is about a half dog demon, half human named Inuyasha who fell in love with a priestess, named Kikyo. I’m not gonna get into the whole thing, but long story short, they fell in love, then there was betrayal, and supposedly he attacked her for the sacred jewel so she went after him, sealed him to a tree and died. There’s more but I will not narrate the whole story. Here’s the rant for those that DO know the whole story.

Goddammit, I got so fuckin’ tired of Inuyasha whining like a little bitch every fuckin’ time Kinky-ho showed her freakin’ face! “I love you Kikyo! I don’t care if you want to drag me to hell with you! I don’t care if there’s a young girl who’s actually alive and looks better than you who loves me! I love you!!!” GOD! I tried sitting through the whole anime but it was too damn long and Naruku pissed me the fuck off! Naraku was a bigger pussy than everyone else! Supposedly he’s supposed to be the strongest demon and can’t be killed and shit but he keeps fuckin’ running away every time someone gets close to him! And he never does shit himself! I mean really, Naraku NEVER gets in a fist fight or anything, all he does is wave his fuckin’ pixie dust at everyone to kill them, or puts some fuckin’ mutated beedrill into the mix to keep Miroku away, OR he has a fuckin’ shield up! At least Inuyasha fights his own battles and keeps charging in no matter how much he gets his ass kicked!

And now for Sesshomaru. He is cool, I’ll give him that. But lets get real, he’s fuckin’ OBSESSED with getting Inuyasha’s Tetsusaiga. He may look like he’s emotionless and shit but on the inside he’s crying to daddy. “Why didn’t you give me the sword, daddy? Why is Inuyasha better than me? Why Daddy??” Shut the fuck up and be a man about it! You’re a full demon, you can change into a giant fuckin’ dog! Stop bitching about one fuckin’ sword and get a damn life! There’s actually a deeper meaning behind why Sesshomaru didn’t get it, so watch Kanketsu Hen if you didn’t.

Kagome is annoying as hell. What the hell is she good for really? All she does is get in the way. In fact, everything that happened was HER fuckin’ fault! How fuckin’ stupid do you have to be to shoot the Jewel and shatter it? I’ll admit, that’s some pretty badass aim, but still! It wasn’t necessary, she could have fuckin’ hit the bird in the head or something. And then we get to how shes madly in love with a guy that stays chasing a dead bitch. It’s girls like Kagome that make guys think they need to be complete assholes to get girls to like them. Like seriously. Hojo treats her way better than Inuyasha and actually shows interest, but she pushes him away…actually he’s a bit of a pussy, so I don’t totally blame her.

I’m not even gonna talk about Miroku and Sango, because honestly, there’s really nothing bad to say about them. Miroku’s a perv, but he had a sad story, and so did Sango, and she’s not bad either. So I’ll leave them alone. I’ll also leave Shippo alone too, ‘cuz he’s not even worth mentioning. He’s just there.

All in all, the only thing that really kept me into the anime was whether Kikyo was actually gonna die. The action wasn’t all bad, just the people pissed me off really.

Rating: 2/5 – Something I’d catch every now and again when I’m bored. Kanketsu Hen is better though. And SHORTER.

First off…Their Gender failures.

Everyone knows about Mr. Mime. In the early first versions, where they did not mention gender at all with the exception of Nidoran, anyone with any common sense would have figured that all Mr. Mime were, duh, male. However, that does not seem to be the case. After the coming of the Gold and Silver versions, it was discovered that Mr. Mime was also a Mrs. Mime, but looked the same as a Mr. Mime. What the hell Pokémon??? How do you call IT a Mr. Mime while it’s a female? I would have expected them to make a female version of it, but then again, it might have ended up being uglier than the male.

I mean, seriously, how the hell are you supposed to put two Mr. Mimes together and get an egg if they’re called Mr. Mime? Wouldn’t you have another related pokémon as a female? Wouldn’t that lessen the oddity of it all? I don’t have a problem if they’re gay, but come on, stop mind-fucking people who actually think this shit through!

Now, for Kangaskhan. Everyone loves the adorable little baby Kangaskhan carry around right? Everyone has seen the episode with the Kangaskhan kid and have seen, for the first time, a baby out of the pouch of a Kangaskhan. But seriously, what the hell? Anyone who thinks too much(like me) would think, why are they only female? There could be male Kangaskhan too, they just can’t have a pouch. Of course, one would have to think, if there are only female Kangaskhan, and you put one with a Ditto, how would the Ditto screw the Kangaskhan? There are no male Kangaskhan for it to copy, therefore no male genitalia, therefore no reproduction. So what the hell Pokémon??? Of course the same could be said for other female-only pokémon, like Chansey, or for completely genderless pokémon, like Magnemite and Voltorb. How do you get an egg from two mutated pokéballs rubbing up on each other? Another thing about Kangaskhan: If there’s a baby form of it, then why isn’t there a name for it? You don’t see everyone calling Pichu a baby Pikachu all the time unless they’re too lazy to think of its name. So why can’t we have a name for the baby Kangaskhan?

Another fuck-up was found in Pokémon Sapphire/Ruby/Emerald. You remember Gardevoir? That very elegant Psychic-type that looked like it had an evening gown on? Yea, that was male and female too. BUT, in Platinum and Pearl, they made it so the male Kirlia could evolve into GALLADE, a more masculine pokémon with fighting type capabilities. I’m sure the male Kirlia were glad they didn’t have to wear a dress anymore, but what the fuck? How the hell do you go from having a male Gardevoir to having a Gallade? So what the hell would happen if I took a male Gardevoir from Emerald and put it into Diamond or something? Would it somehow become a Gallade? Or would the game overload from something trying to fuck with the game-makers logic? What the fuck Pokémon? You’d think they would have thought all that shit out before they did that. Seriously, I have nothing against cross-dressing pokémon, but you can’t just flip-flop on the evolutionary chain. I wish everyone would have bitch-slapped Professor Oak.

Now I’m going to talk about their lack of creativity. Rotom. The laughing stock of the Pokémon world, other than Magikarp, Feebas, and Brock.

For those that don’t know what Rotom is, it’s the little wannabe legendary Pokémon that you find in a t.v. in Diamond/Pearl/Platinum. It’s Ghost/Electric, an interesting mix, but I myself find the pokémon a waste of time, other than to shove it in my P.C. never to be thought about again. So anyway, the pokémon has the ability to take over appliances, which explains why it was in a t.v. to begin with. However, Pokémon wanted to take it a bit further and make it so there are OTHER forms of this thing, each with a different element depending on what appliance it is. So there’s a freakin’ washing machine, an oven, a lawn mower with a rape face, a refrigerator, and a fan. Have fun guessing what elements they each share, unless you have the I.Q. of a Slowpoke.

You know that Pokémon is running out of ideas when they make Pokémon based on appliances right? I mean, why the fuck not, you surf on them, you fly on them, they move your furniture…now they can broil your Pidgey and mow your lawn too!

What the hell Pokémon? Why didn’t you make a toaster while you were at it? You fail Pokémon. You fail big time. If people weren’t so damn addicted to the game they would have walked away from it altogether when news of the first form got out. In fact, I know someone who DID!  But somehow, appliance-based pokémon just doesn’t equate to the crap on the show, by which I mean Ash getting gayer with each season and Pikachu glitching back to level 25 on every new continent.

Now, I think I’m not the only one that has realized this, but did you know that Pokémon supports prostitution? I mean seriously, what the hell else do you do with a freakin’ Ditto?? Even the freakin’ strategy guides tell you to make a pokémon screw a Ditto to get an egg! They were MADE for this purpose! Sure, they didn’t implement it until Gold and Silver originals came out, but still! No one actually TRAINS a ditto, the most time they spend on it is taking it in and out of the Pokémon Daycare, if they take it out at all! I mean, I can’t tell you how many times I just threw a pokémon in there, ran around like a bunny on crack on my Mach bike, came back, got the Egg and the other pokémon and thought, “Damn, you’re STILL in here?” and never took it back out. Next thing you know you owe hundreds of thousands to the Daycare and you have a Ditto on level 100, which would be cool, except for the fact that NO ONE USES IT.

To the logical homo-sapiens, Pokémon is chock full of mind-fucks. If you don’t care, it may be better that way. In fact, it’s much healthier for you. But for those of us who do ask questions, we keep an open mind and one eye open for the next potential screw-up. There are others that I haven’t mentioned, for the sake of not making this post too large, but I think that this will open some Pokéfans’ eyes to the WTF-ness of the game.1

It was obviously a low budget tact, but each image seemed like a work of art, and correctly portrayed the interesting artwork direction experienced in the anime. The past couple of years; however, have seen a sharp decrease in the quality and length of many different anime. It has also come to be known as the “moe” era, full of wide eyed cute girls and guys, usually in the genres of slice of life or comedy. These are widely known for their cutesy and happy-go-lucky anime intro in combination with a contemporary song by a J-pop singer (usually a high-pitched female).

Well……

The intros to these anime are HORRIBLE, FUCKING HORRIBLE. It was alright maybe 3 or 4 times, but when nearly EVERY OTHER ANIME has this type of OP, it starts to grind at the mind and make you never want to ever see, hear, or touch another slice of life or “moe” anime again. Here is where the problem starts: Being so fucking pissed at these intros, and keeping in mind that intros are a window into the type and quality of the anime, one will stay the HELL away from any intro that has any sort of bright colors or miscellaneous objects flying across the screen e.g. stars. Many anime companies however know the popularity of these “moe” intros and thus have made these type of intros to their anime, or because it is a reliable low budget OP, even though the anime might not rely that much on the “moe”, or does use “moe” but has an actual plot or decently funny episodes. One of these deceiving anime that caught me was Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu.

I took a look at the OP on Youtube, and one look at the intro sent me running to the hills. (<< Example) However, I had to sit through an episode one day during one of my College’s Anime Club meetings. After cringing at the high pitched Japanese pop song and flying stars of the OP, I saw the comedy that unrolled thereafter. While dangerously gay at times, it was actually giving me some enjoyment, and I could see how much it focused on parodying other anime and I appreciated its humor.

Now I love a mindless anime just like the next guy, but sometimes I need a fuckin’ laugh or two. But, there is just too many of them out there by now. The fact that some actually decent anime are being masked by these horrendous OP’s really gets on my last fuckin’ nerve, and for now I can only rely on my local anime club to force me to sit through them and find the good behind the bad.

Another point that actually disappoint the viewers was the idea that the 2nd season is based 99.999999999% on the manga. For me this is not something that bad. If you read the manga, it’s actually very convenient, because you don’t have to read ’till Chapter 161 in which the 2nd season ends. Though, for many this meant that the director did not have imagination to make his own storyline, and for those who read the manga, this was not new. Well, in the end what can I say, the franchise is very popular and many of their characters are praised as idols like those from Lucky*Star and Haruhi Suzumiya.

Atrocity Meter 3/5 | The maid’s tits bouncing around saved it from pure destruction!

On the atrocity meter 6/5 Teletubbies was the shit compared to this!

And why the fuck is the little brother cooking when there are two girls that are not doing shit around the house? I would have taken the pan smash continuously over their heads until they bled the red sea! This show makes no fucking sense, and judging by the first episode the creature bitch is going to fall in love with the main protagonist, and what the fuck happened to the people who died and turned into glass? I don’t know wtf is happening, explain this shit! I gave this anime two episodes of my life, and I really want to stab my own eyes out this is ridiculous. Never Again! Never Again! Never Again! Never Again! This anime is horrible: plot, drawing, and action is horrible! Everything about this anime oozes sewer shit! Even the fucking title! This anime truly sucks the ****! If you watched this anime, you must have had balls of steel, and if you didn’t, you had no balls!

On the atrocity meter 5/5 Fucking Disgusting Anime I watched 2/12 Rather stick my hand in elephant shit!

Plot
Kurosaki Ichigo is the main character of this anime, and he feels like a whiny bitch all the time. He meets a soul reaper (a person who collects lost souls), and finds out his little world was more than meets the eye. He had a high spirit awareness for a regular human, and he was seeing things he wasn’t suppose to. His family was in trouble via demons, and he borrowed the soul reaper’s powers, long story short he became one. We follow him around on his adventure to keep the earth and friends safe.

My Dislikes
Where the fuck do I start!? This anime is littered with fillers; it’s ridiculous, and the fillers don’t really fucking make sense. Why would you put something that has nothing to do or complement the fucking storyline. Maybe one episode, but not one whole fucking saga. WTF!!! Orihime is the main bitch of the anime, and all she does is put her tits together and cry. BOO FUCKIN HOOO!!! Cry all the damn time if your are so sad get the fuck out of the anime, geez. This is not over, Pure Ranting is next.

Pure Ranting
WTF!!! Ichigo, must you fucking power up faster than Dragon Ball Z characters!? “Wait, he’s beating my POWER UP!!!!! I can’t lose POWER UP!!!! My friends are watching me POWER UP!!!! I think I need to take a shit, POWER UP!!!!” Do you realize that you went higher than captain class power levels in like one year, two years tops. You have no end to your power. I should know, because I’m reading your horrible manga, and all you do is go from one form to the other. Seriously, you have more versions than Frieza. Frieza was at least a fucking Alien! WTF ARE YOU!?!? Oh yah, grow some balls Ichigo and die already. Do us all a favor and let Chad take over, because he is so much fucking cooler. Do you want to know why Chad is cooler? Because he doesn’t run his fucking mouth all the time, and he fights for simple fucking reasons. DUH!!!!

Oh Yah, My Likes
I like maybe the first 50 episodes of this shit. After that it was too much like Dragon Ball GT, which I would rather watch over this. Power Fucking UP Ichigo! Fuck YOU!

Anime Rating: 1/5, Extreme let down, and if you like this anime you obviously didn’t notice how many times Ichigo should have died. Come on, seriously, get over yourself Ichigo! Narcissist Bitch!!!

I first saw it when it aired on Toonami. I saw the first episode and maybe a few random ones by mistake while I was flipping through channels on my TV, other than that, there was no way I could bring myself to actually watch the show. I did look it up again online for the purpose of this rant. I only watched half of the first episode though. Why? Because it fucking sucks ass and I’m not wasting my time with it.

Here’s my rant on the first half of the first episode of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: The first fifty-five seconds are the intro. The real intro doesn’t start until the 25th second. Wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, the first 24 seconds of the show are a waste of time(if not the whole anime). After that, the first episode finally starts.(Source) From what I watched, Bo-bobo just seemed out of place. Just by looking at his outfit, he should be at some 80’s disco club or some shit like that. A yellow afro? Again, probably some shit that was popular during the 1980’s disco scene, or not. The girl that follows him around, Beauty, is just flat out annoying. First off, shes’s like twelve, has neon-pink hair, and won’t shut the fuck up. I think this sun-creature-thing joins them later on as well, but I’m not going to even bother verifying that because I could care less about this anime. The enemies in this episode looks pretty promising, and they also look like they have been ripped out of Dragonball Z’s Saiyan Saga. The enemies in this episode look like an evil altered version of Tien from the Dragonball Z series, mainly becuase they are bald and they wear cheap Saiyan look-alike armor. Anyway, let me tell you this, they are nothing like the characters from DBZ. For one thing, they have annoying gay sounding voices and they ride green motorbikes with what look like shark-mouth decals. And secondly, they get their ass handed to them by Bo-Bobo’s nose hair.

As stupid as I found the show, I was really saying “what the fuck is that” when I saw this weird ass creature during one of the scenes. (Can you spot the abomination?) We later find out that this thing is called Pickles. In my opinion, the show was already weird enough and didn’t need these other weird ass creature races in it. Now I’m at the point where I’m just staring at the anime thinking to myself “Why the fuck am I watching this?” So I did what I should have done a minute ago, turned this shit off.

Unless you’re a ten year old prepubescent kid who finds him or herself laughing at every stupid thing on TV, don’t waste your time with this trash.