Anime: Bleach
Year: 2004
Ages: Teen
Rant by: Frozen

My History Behind It
I really wanted to see a demon related anime, and it was good until everyone decided to power up like crazy. What a let down.

Plot
Kurosaki Ichigo is the main character of this anime, and he feels like a whiny bitch all the time. He meets a soul reaper (a person who collects lost souls), and finds out his little world was more than meets the eye. He had a high spirit awareness for a regular human, and he was seeing things he wasn’t suppose to. His family was in trouble via demons, and he borrowed the soul reaper’s powers, long story short he became one. We follow him around on his adventure to keep the earth and friends safe.

My Dislikes
Where the fuck do I start!? This anime is littered with fillers; it's ridiculous, and the fillers don’t really fucking make sense. Why would you put something that has nothing to do or complement the fucking storyline. Maybe one episode, but not one whole fucking saga. WTF!!! Orihime is the main bitch of the anime, and all she does is put her tits together and cry. BOO FUCKIN HOOO!!! Cry all the damn time if your are so sad get the fuck out of the anime, geez. This is not over, Pure Ranting is next.

Pure Ranting
WTF!!! Ichigo, must you fucking power up faster than Dragon Ball Z characters!? "Wait, he’s beating my POWER UP!!!!! I can’t lose POWER UP!!!! My friends are watching me POWER UP!!!! I think I need to take a shit, POWER UP!!!!" Do you realize that you went higher than captain class power levels in like one year, two years tops. You have no end to your power. I should know, because I’m reading your horrible manga, and all you do is go from one form to the other. Seriously, you have more versions than Frieza. Frieza was at least a fucking Alien! WTF ARE YOU!?!? Oh yah, grow some balls Ichigo and die already. Do us all a favor and let Chad take over, because he is so much fucking cooler. Do you want to know why Chad is cooler? Because he doesn’t run his fucking mouth all the time, and he fights for simple fucking reasons. DUH!!!!

Oh Yah, My Likes
I like maybe the first 50 episodes of this shit. After that it was too much like Dragon Ball GT, which I would rather watch over this. Power Fucking UP Ichigo! Fuck YOU!

Anime Rating: 1/5, Extreme let down, and if you like this anime you obviously didn’t notice how many times Ichigo should have died. Come on, seriously, get over yourself Ichigo! Narcissist Bitch!!!